Top 10 Things I DON'T Miss About Texas

10. Air pollution from too many damn people

9. Texas pride

8. Too much concrete

7. Over $3,000/yr in property taxes for my cookie cutter cheapy house in the suburbs

6. It takes 25 minutes to get just about anywhere (OK, so I did live in the suburbs...which was part of the problem)

5. Cookie cutter cheapy houses. Everywhere. In neighborhoods where they cut down all the trees. Ugly.

4. Traffic. No matter the time or the day...you're going to get STUCK in it 95% of the time.

3. The Dallas "Attitude"

2. Construction. Everywhere. All the time.

1. The 6 milllion or so people in the Metroplex